DaydreamDavey

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the magic show!” Senpai announced to an empty wall, as she placed a top hat upon her head then pulled out a cane and deck of cards. “Now for my first trick: I shall make four queens appear!” She announced hanging the cane on her elbow! Holding out the deck for her invisible audience. “Behold a plain deck of cards!” She lied knowing the deck hand nothing but queens inside it. Using both hands she overhand shuffled the deck. After the cards were good and mixed she held them out. “Alright time for the queens to say hello!” She drew the first four cards off the top revealing: a queen of hearts, a queen of diamonds, and two queen of clubs. “Eh? Two clubs?” Senpai gasped in a terrible display of overacting. “That cant be right!” With a glare in her eyes Senpai snapped causing the four cards to appear to vanish. “Oh the cards have disappeared!” She cheered but in actually she hid them in her sleeve. “And now for the rest of this cursed de-” “What are you up